Oh! Adonis P. Healey with this prime, minty, low-calorie Eurekak you are surely spoiling us!
“I thought it sounded like a wicked idea at first – an ingenious pun on the word trump (such a good word to start with!). You could have a deck of cars with pictures of people with the surname Trump and give them scores for their various attributes. But then I realised I could only think of two – Donald and Ivana – so it’d be a pretty short game. Golf handicap – 4. Pairs of stilettos – 14,000. I wondered about including characters from Trumpton (particularly the mayor) but I figured that was stretching an already tenuous gag. If anyone can think of another 50 people called Trump, they’re welcome to the idea.”
